I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What do trees keep as a pet?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

A book just fell on my head.

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Why are turtles so shy?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?