Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.