What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

How do you get kids to do something?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

When do mice play every day?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?