What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?