What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?