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Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why is the beach so confident?

What shape has a knighthood?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why don't ostriches fly ?