What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

When do astronauts eat?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a magical reptile?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What reads and lives in an apple?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?