How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?