Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

How do snowmen get information?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do math teachers love March?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What birds always travel in twos?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?