What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

How does a cow do math?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Which singer could always break a five?