What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What do you call a small mom?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What kind of water does an angel like?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?