How do you get straight A's?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What's a forklift?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?