Which hot drink loves golf?
Tea.
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
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