Where do German dogs sleep?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

Why is a computer so smart?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?