What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What do bees chew?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do fish do at parades?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are books always so angry?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why do golfers hate cake?
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