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Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Where do termites go camping?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?