What bird is losing its hair?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

My leaf blower doesn't work.