Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

How does a witch play loud music?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?