Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What did one plate say to the other?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why is spring the oddest season?

Why was the horse so happy?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do frogs drink in the winter?