Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How are mountains able to see?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
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