Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What are baby potatoes called?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
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