Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What sweet treat never panics?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where do birds go to drink?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
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