What snacks always have the best tan?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

A book just fell on my head.

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why is summer always sad?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do frogs eat in the summer?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?