What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What car can't keep a secret?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?