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What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

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