Why did the baby cookie cry?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How does a squid go into battle?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?