Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why was the cow afraid?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why do mice need oiling?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

Why did the cat start laughing?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?