Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?