What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What math figure is also in the band?