What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What condiment has wings?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What's black and white and red all over?