What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Which insect is the smartest?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why are cars magic?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?