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What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why was the cow afraid?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?