Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What's a frog's favorite year?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why are turtles so shy?