What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why are stones so good at music?

When do astronauts eat?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What did the bicycle call its dad?