What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What cartoon character loves insects?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Which insect is the smartest?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What type of barrel breaks easily?