How does a pizza introduce itself?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?