What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What food is a man's best friend?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What fish sings the best?