Why did the peach come home from work early?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?