What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
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Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What is the coolest country?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
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