What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
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What did the confused bee say?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
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What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What was the first animal in space?
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