What's a reptile's favorite movie?
The Lizard of Oz.
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
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