How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Where do actors go to pray?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?