Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
Which is the worst season?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
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