Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the barber win the race?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?