Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
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