Why is spring the oddest season?
It marches to the beat of its own drum.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Who granted the fish a wish?
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