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Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why was the dog overweight?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?