Who is the fastest reindeer?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

How do you make a bear really angry?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?