Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What day do hands always go to church?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What tree has the most bark?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What goes zzub, zzub?