If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How does dinner smell?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?