Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?