Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why was the musician arrested?