Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

How do snowmen get information?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What's a cat's favorite board game?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?