I'm not a bad putter.

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?