Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?