Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What should you wear to a tea party?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?