What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What sport do horses love to play?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?