How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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