How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What words make the best athletes?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
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