How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
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