How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?

What did March say to the madness?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?