What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?