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What do jokesters study in college?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

When do ghosts love to go camping?