Why are turtles so shy?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?