Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?