What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
The Flash.
How do billboards talk?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why do trees hate going to school?
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