How do billboards talk?

Where does Superman park his cars?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why do trees hate going to school?