How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?