What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why are grandkids so great?
Where do birds go to drink?
What fish sings the best?
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