What do you give a sick pig?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What tree has the most bark?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?