Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why are all priests fit?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why do trees have so many friends?