Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

Where do cats go on vacation?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?