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What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What vegetables make the best music?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why do bees buzz?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?