Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
Where do frogs keep their money?
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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What type of car do planets buy?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
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