What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How much does freedom weigh?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

How do you massage a chicken wing?