Why don't ants get sick?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

How do you make a cow float?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

How do fall and winter say hello?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

Where do milkshakes come from?