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Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What animal floats best?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?