Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Doc Ock.
What animal floats best?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why are trees always so positive?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
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