How does a taco bless the table?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What siblings are always sad?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?