Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

How do you measure a millennial?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What fish sings the best?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What's E.T. short for?