Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What do you call a sad latte?

How long do chickens work?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

How do birds threaten one another?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Guitarists are so stressed out.