Where does the president keep his razor?

Which former US President was always cold?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?