What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why do cats love to work?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Which singer could always break a five?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What sport do horses love to play?