What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What does an evil hen lay?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why do crabs never give to charity?