Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
The Judicial Branch.
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are all priests fit?
Why is furniture so generous?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do termites go camping?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What's the friendliest national park?
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