Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the bread do on vacation?