What do you call a smelly horse?
A musk-tang.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do bees get to school?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
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