Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What did March say to the madness?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
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