What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why was the bee sad?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?