How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call a tired tree?

What horn never makes a sound?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

How do you get rid of a killer bee?

Which animal is the most religious?

Which former US President was always cold?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?