What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What's the friendliest pen?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What is another term for the price of gas?

Why is a computer so smart?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?