Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the bunny upset?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What vehicle works the hardest?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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