What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Which president loved to take baths?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

We had a discussion about roses.

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?