Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's a forklift?
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