What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why are cars magic?

Why was the horse so bad at dressage?