Where do chips wear socks?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Where would you find an elephant?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?