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Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Which dogs love to study science?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?