What does Santa order at the bar?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What shape is bad at driving?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What table can you never sit at?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

How do you grill cheese?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?