How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?