Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?