I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?