What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?