What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why is a computer so smart?

What table can you never sit at?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Why are goats so funny?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Where was Noah born?

What is the smallest lion?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What happens when a frog's car dies?