Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?