Why was the fish so smart?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?