How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What game do bats excel at?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
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