What did the shower say to the toilet?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

What is the wealthiest fish?