How do you measure a millennial?
In Insta-grams.
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How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
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