Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What math figure is also in the band?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What British bugs are the best singers?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What does Santa order at the bar?