What kind of birds make the best thieves?

When do mice play every day?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?