What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
May flour.
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
I broke my finger!
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