What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

How is life like toilet paper?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Why did the frog have a long face?