What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?