What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?