What do birds serve on Halloween?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why do bees gossip?

What do you call an artistic dog?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?