What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What is a mom's favorite game?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What table can you never sit at?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?