What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
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Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's the friendliest pen?
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