What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What food is a man's best friend?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What reads and lives in an apple?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.