What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
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How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
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