What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Fire-works.
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
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