What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

What day do hands always go to church?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What animal always goes to heaven?