What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?