What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the foal cough?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
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