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What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

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Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What TV show is most popular at bars?