Why is summer always sad?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

Why are fish such good architects?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What type of barrel breaks easily?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?