What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses.
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What do bees chew?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
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