Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a bakery hardware store?

What sweet treat never panics?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?