Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do cats wear to work?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?