How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do you give an angry rhino?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Why was the fish so smart?