What did the calf play in the school band?
The cowbell!
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do naked fish play with?
When do cows get tired?
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