What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

Why was the musician arrested?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What do you do for an injured lemon?