What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do nosey peppers do?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?