What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?