What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why are books always so angry?

Why do elephants have trunks?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

How does NASA organize a company party?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?