Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why are grandkids so great?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?