What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Which singer could always break a five?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why are fish such good architects?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why is winter considered holy?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What kind of car does a chicken have?