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Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Where do termites go camping?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the coach go to the bank?