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How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call an artistic dog?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What farm animal is best at karate?

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