What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

When do cows get tired?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What is the color of the wind?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?