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What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What is the smallest lion?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did the mirror cross the road?