Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you call a vacation at home?