Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
Why was the bee sad?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do you call a short cow?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Which relative loves rice?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
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