Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
How does a cow do math?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Do dads always snore?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you do when two snails fight?
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