Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
How do you get straight A's?
How can you make 7 even?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A book just fell on my head.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
How does the sun listen to music?
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