Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Surprise!!!!
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
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