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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do you call octopus twins?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

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Why is golf harder than baseball?