What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What bird is always sad?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?