What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

How do snowmen get information?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How do you make a bandstand?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?