What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What name sounds like the past tense?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?